Here are two jokes, hoping to bring you happiness!
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Joke 1
After school, Li Xiaoming looked for a biology teacher with a notebook. He asked, "Teacher, why do human red blood cells contain protein from pigs? Does this mean that humans and pigs have a certain genetic relationship in evolution? Also, about pig eight quit … "
The biology teacher stared at Li Xiaoming’s notebook for a moment and wrote on the blackboard with chalk: "Globin-one of the components of human hemoglobin."
Li Xiaoming looked down and saw his notes: "Pig protein …"
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Joke 2
Mother’s Day is coming, and the teacher reminds the students of their mother’s hard work and asks them to write a composition thanking her. Most students will write a sentence in their compositions: "When I grow up, I must be filial to my mother!"
Xiaolan, who is in the second grade, wrote in her composition: "Mom is so hard, I will ask my children to be filial to me in the future! ! ！”
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